Okay, I can't resist the temptation any longer. WTF is it with guy's profiles? Like the aforementioned dead fish pictures weren't bad enough (honestly, do you know any woman who would be squirming in delight at the thought of dead stuff? And if you do, get off my blog!!). But to follow it with the most cliched, awful, badly spelled poo ever is just inexcusable.

Today's delights.

This guy describes himself as 42 and a 'sparky'. Not too sparky in the cerebral region, obviously. The caps are all his. Really.

IM AN EASY GOING LAID BACK PERSON, I`VE GOT AMBITIONS TO TRAVEL LOADS OVER THE NEXT FEW YEARS THO! CAUSE I HAVNT HAD ANY DESCENT HOLIDAYS FOR A LONG TIME AND THERE IS STILL LOADS OF PLACES I HAVNT BEEN TO THAT I WANT TO VISIT.

Whadafuh is a 'descent' holiday? Abseiling perhaps?

IM NOT LONG OUT OF A 5-YEAR RELATIONSHIP SO NOT LOOKING TO RUSH STRAIGHT BACK INTO ONE, BUT I ENJOY FEMALE COMPANY COZ THERES ONLY SO MUCH U CAN DO WITH YER MATES!

Whoopwhoop! Rebound! Rebound!! I'm presuming what he can't do with his mates involves his willy. Unless he has *really* understanding mates.

AND FEMALES HAVE ALWAYS GOT A DIFFERENT ANGLE/OUTLOOK ON THINGS WHICH IS GOOD.

He won't understand that different outlook, but it's good that we have it anyway. Hurrah.

MY BEST ASSET IS MY ASS I THINK! I`VE BEEN TOLD A FEW TIMES I HAD A NICE ASS, BUT THEN I READ IN A MAGAZINE THAT WOMEN SAY THAT TO A GUY COZ THEY CANT SEE ANYTHING ELSE GOOD ABOUT THEM HA HA, EGO DE-FLATER OR WHAT?

Personally, I can't see that someone complimenting you on your charming donkey could be anything but lovely. Unless you mean your arse? Then yes, they probably are saying it because you have a face like a burglar's dog. Sorry. There's no hyphen in deflater either.

First Date
CAFE OR PUB FOR CHAT OR ANYTHING U WANT P.S. NEVER BEEN ON A INTERNET DATE BEFORE SO YOU COULD BE THE ONE TO POP MY CHERRY HA HA!

HA! HA! Indeed! Laugh? Um. No, not really. Bet you laughed though. Until the nice nurse brought your medication.

More later.....