I have, for the first time, dipped my dainty tootsies in the freak show that is Internet Dating. So surprised and aghast am I at the downright weirdness of it, I thought I had to write a blog. Some of the contacts I've had have made me shudder in horror, laugh hysterically or reach for the restraining order. It's only right to share them. I also intend having a rant about the things that I really really hate about profiles. The things that make you click that back button as fast as you possibly can.

Perhaps it'll serve as tips for men in what women don't want to see in a profile, or perhaps it'll just entertain me.